One Piece: Rewrite the Rules, Turn the Four Emperors into Collectible Figures!

"Garbage Is the Truth? I’m Dominating the Pirate World with the Zero Fruit!" [Ding! Divine Junk Recycling System binding in progress... 1%... 100%!] [Detected “rotten jerky” by the Host’s feet → concept rewritten → perfectly aged! Meat aroma +999!] [Detected enemy “steel pipe” → defined as “deadwood” → hardness reduced to zero! Enemy SAN -1000!] The World Government is nothing but 800 years’ worth of garbage. Watch as I rewrite the rules and turn the Four Emperors into figurines.