Don't Bite Me, I'm Expensive. Get in Line for a Petting
别咬，我很贵，顺毛请排队
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- Completed
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- 503k Words
- Genre
- Fantastical Romance
- Subgenre
- Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
- Updated
- 1mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Ok, this author is also writing about awesome Foklas, please give me more updates💗☺️I just asked my whole family to come here, those who should resign, those who should drop out of school, all of them should read this novel full-time at home, okay, I am Feng Feng, awesome Klass, okay, does the author know how beautiful his writing is? After reading it, my depressed child is no longer OD, and he no longer cuts pig's trotters. I want to eat 200 servings of this awesome Klass every day. Doubao helped me generate the author's bikini photos, and Doubao told me tomorrow's sports lottery numbers. The author is awesome, and os finally allowed me to eat something delicious. The author updates every day which is very fast. It must be highly praised and supported. It is very well written. Piggy was so awesome that he transformed and ended the game. ! It's awesome, ok, ok, I just wish the author that one one will get one, two two will get four, four forty six, seven seven forty-nine.
Worth reading, a setting I haven't seen before When reading, I always want to slow down after reading more than ten chapters. I think it may be that I am not used to this kind of rhythm of being pushed. After the heroine became a non-staff member, one thing followed another, with no time to breathe. As soon as the last thing ended, the next plot followed closely. The writing is okay. It's very flat, just the way the text description gives people the feeling. The heroine seemed to be wrapped in a veil, and everything was at a certain distance from her. She said these things in a random manner. Anyway, it's worth reading.
It wasn't very attractive at the beginning, but the heroine's character when she started working struck a chord with me. Now it feels a bit interesting, I have pictures in my head, and I am interested in continuing to read. Hope it won't cross later. As soon as I finished my praise, there was a huge bug. What the hell are you, Qi Yebai? The person who took over the order suddenly became the one who had been missing for three months and was picked out by the heroine. Written by AI? The author doesn't check?
It is a great article. Both the male and female protagonists stand up well. The heroine is very capable, there are many foreshadowings, and the plot is very attractive. However, I feel that the characters are not emotionally rich enough. There are many texts that only have dialogue content. The descriptions without expressions and tone are very abrupt, like an emotionless machine talking to promote the plot.
The rhythm is tight and the characters' language is concise and clear. It makes me wonder if the author's usual way of speaking is the same. However, it is somewhat lacking in emotion. It makes me feel that the emotions they should have for the heroine are vague and unclear, but overall it is good. I like it~ The pull between the characters in the back is so exciting! ! Especially it directly reveals Shen's feelings for the heroine, I like it! ! ! ! Big cheers for the author! ! ! I really like Gu! ! ! ! The author uses concise words to get to the root of the problem. In fact, there are emotional aspects, but at first you can only associate and guess from the words. Great author, hope more people discover it.
I feel that boys will also like to read this book. Although I read it on a female channel, it is really exciting and makes people unable to take their eyes away. I couldn't bear to close the page when my phone ran out of battery^_^
It's so beautiful, please keep up the good work Drama queen is online, hehe
It's nice to read, nice to read, nice to read, nice to read, this type of book 📖 is so novel, especially to my taste (I am a very picky person when reading) I really won't lose money if I invest in it! [Thinking][Laughing] Update soon! ! ! Not enough
This is the first time I read this type of novel. Many of the whistle-like novels are about small spiritual animals. The author will update it quickly. I am looking forward to this novel. I love the character of the heroine very much [shy]
The subject matter of the story is not bad, and the attraction may be because the background of the story is not explained in advance. The one missing star is that there is always someone nearby who is fussy at every important moment. If it is made into a drama, I will probably have to reach in and take pictures of the fussy person next to him.