Bro, Listen to Me: I've Never Even Met Your Sister-in-Law

[Multiple heroines + god-tier devotion + an ultimate battlefield of romantic rivals + exhilarating and drama-free + living off women without losing the upper hand]

Lu Ze, a seasoned office worker who has chosen to lie flat, has one great dream in life: to enjoy a deluxe jianbing guozi with two extra eggs at the foot of his apartment building in the urban village.

That is, until the day he attends the one-month celebration for the test-tube baby of his rich second-generation buddy, Zhou Mingrui, a child conceived at a cost of half a million yuan. As Lu Ze looks at the infant, whose eyes and brows are exactly like his own, even down to the identical “maple leaf birthmark” on the upper thigh...

His friend cheerfully grabs him. “Old Lu, look how much my son takes after you. You’re definitely going to be his godfather!”

But his sister-in-law, Lin Wanqing, already has a gaze as cold as an Arctic glacier.

Under the murderous stares all around him, Lu Ze panics. “Buddy, let me explain! Sister-in-law, I swear I’ve never met you before!”

It all started with a “careless donation” seven years ago, for which he was paid five thousand yuan.

When the confidential double-blind agreement from back then was torn to shreds by big money, Lu Ze suddenly realized that his unlucky buddies with fertility problems had become unwitting fathers, while he had become the biological father of heirs to the wealthiest families in the city!

The icy female CEO, the haughty heiress of a financial conglomerate, and the wives of prominent families who learned the truth all drove their luxury cars to block the entrance of his shabby, 20-square-meter rental room.

Lin Wanqing coldly handed him an agreement. “Bring your household register tomorrow morning and marry me. The child is yours, and I’m yours to take care of too.”

Then, one after another, the other top wealthy women came to his door with hungry babies in their arms, lining up to demand that he take responsibility!

As the whole city looked on with envy and jealousy, Lu Ze cradled a baby and sighed helplessly:

“I never meant to live off women without losing the upper hand, but they’re practically forcing it down my throat!”