Three Kingdoms: I’m Liu Bei, and Even Dogs Don’t Believe a Word I Say!

I, Liu Bei, am the Three Kingdoms' biggest con man. Whatever I say becomes true, as long as other people don't believe it. To restore the Han dynasty, I have to make everyone think I'm a liar. I told Guan Yu he couldn't hold Jingzhou. He believed me, and Jingzhou fell. I told Cao Cao he was sure to win at Red Cliffs. He didn't believe me, and I won. This is so hard. Why do you never believe my “lies”?!