Cultivation: How Did Xiao Shi and Laplace End Up Together?

Xiao Shi barges into the cultivation world with her brick. Lappland barges into the cultivation world with her sword and a head full of deranged ideas. Then the two of them meet. Cultivation world: We’re done for. Six Orthodox Sects: Just who are these two? Three Demon Palaces: No idea, but don’t mess with them. Rogue cultivators: Those two mortals without a speck of spiritual energy beat a Nascent Soul elder to tears. Common folk: Way to go, heroines! Fu Hua: ... Texas: ...What I earned today still isn’t enough to cover the damages. One is a self-proclaimed great Herrscher of Sentience. The other is a madwoman whose smile sends chills down your spine. They mean well. They just have a bit of a problem with their methods. A big problem.