My Brother Turned into a Bratty School Belle, So How Did I Fall for Her?

I’ve got it rough… Seriously. Tell me, if you saw some no-name product on Xianyu claiming, “Drink it and feel revitalized. Works after one sip,” would you be dumb enough to buy it? If you’re that gullible too, congratulations: you could be the next Zhenxun. Oh, right, I’ve got a dumbass like that right next to me. Her name is Lin Xiao. Yes, that’s the right character. I didn’t misspell it. She used to be a guy. Then she drank that stuff she said was like Red Bull, and this happened. Now she’s got a face that makes guys walking across campus run into telephone poles and makes girls green with envy. It’s so pretty that even people who usually never look at anyone can’t help sneaking a second glance. She looks like the ultimate exam project Nuwa stayed up all night to finish. You have to understand, his old face… was, at best, an “exam project” too. (It sounds like an insult in Chinese.) But! With that face, she still opens her mouth and says things like, “What the hell? You bastard.” Stuff that comes naturally in a guys’ dorm, but sounds completely wrong coming from her delicate little face. Friends, here’s the important part. The potion instructions say it in black and white: if she doesn’t have sex within six months, she’ll return to normal. All right, all right… We’d been brothers for over ten years, so what was a little test like this? We could handle it. On the first day, we really did think so… Then, on the twentieth day of the fifth month, I learned to smoke, and she fell asleep beside me. That part wasn’t so bad. The real problem was… the school’s cold, man-hating campus beauty had fallen for her too! I can’t explain what happened after that. Just listen to her nonsense. “Anyway, one man and one woman per marriage. One husband and one wife.” This is too ridiculous. I can’t deal with her.