After Becoming a System, I Help Ying Zheng Sweep Through the Dynasties

【Two male leads + wish fulfillment + comedy + no female lead + no harem + no saintly hero + no dumbed-down characters】 At Sand Dune, Ying Zheng had just breathed his last when an obnoxious voice suddenly boomed in his mind. “Hello, First Emperor! I’m Luo Qi, the Defy-Heaven-and-Change-Fate System. Join me in conquering the dynasties, and I’ll grant you eternal life!” The emperor flew into a rage and turned to cut down the noisy demon, only to be thrown straight into the first world The whole court was weeping and pleading to surrender to Wei? Ying Zheng slammed his hand on the throne and executed Qiao Zhou on the spot. “Not one inch of my empire will be surrendered!” From then on, every script of a foolish ruler losing his dynasty was turned by the eternal emperor into a satisfying tale of unifying the realm. Luo Qi evolved from a voice in his head into a little black kitten, tucked into his imperial robes as he attended court each day, scratching corrupt officials and stealing evidence. Then he became a cool, aloof young attendant, fighting by his side in armor and sharing life and death with him. Luo Qi complained about his “tyrannical autocracy” every day, but was always the first to take a blade for him. Watch the proud First Emperor and his sharp-tongued System sweep through five great dynasties, bring lessons from history back to Qin, foil the plot at Sand Dune, and build an empire that will last for all ages! 【Bonus Scene】 A little black kitten sat beside the inkstone on the imperial desk, the tip of its tail stained with ink. Luo Qi: “Zheng-ge, your memorials look so ugly. Let me stamp them for you.” With that, he planted a paw on the topmost memorial, leaving behind a smudgy black paw print. Ying Zheng, scowling: “Luo Qi.” Luo Qi, flicking his tail: “No need to thank me. This is the System’s exclusive imperial seal.” Ying Zheng picked him up by the scruff and stared at the row of paw prints for a long time. Ying Zheng: “…They do look a little better than Li Si’s handwriting.”