A 200-Pound Girl, Yet the Immortal Venerable of the Three Realms Wants to Marry Her!

I transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and got bound to a life-skills System. While everyone else cultivated immortality, I farmed.

At 170 centimeters tall and weighing 200 pounds, I was plump and rosy-cheeked, loved by everyone. Well, mainly by the spirit beasts and Immortal Lords, who all wanted to give me a good squeeze.

I thought I’d spend the rest of my life growing vegetables in the spiritual fields, raising pigs, and occasionally pranking the local bully with a “listen-up talisman.” Life was good.

Then one day, the aloof and ascetic Immortal Venerable of the Three Realms blocked the entrance to my cave abode, the tips of his ears turning red. “Marry me.”

I held a spiritual fruit in my mouth and didn’t even look up. “I’m busy. This Nine-Turn Soul-Returning Pill is at a crucial stage.”

The Immortal Venerable fell silent for a moment, then sat down at the entrance. “Then I’ll wait.”

The next day, the Demon Lord, the Demon Emperor, and the Human Emperor all showed up, lining up to propose.

The entire cultivation world went crazy. “How can a 200-pound girl have so many admirers?!”

I rolled my eyes. “None of your business. Move aside, you’re blocking me from feeding the spirit beasts.”

This is the story of how a plump girl used her cooking, farming, and an abundance of mischief to win over the Three Realms.