Don't Serve It Unless It's Washed! The Divine Beasts Are Picky Eaters, and the Whole World Is Worried

(The entire cast is on the national team. No saintly do-gooders, no infighting, and the protagonist is absolutely invincible!) “Officer, I want to turn myself in! My brother stole a top-secret national resource for high martial arts!” Eight-year-old Lin Nian sets a ten-yuan plastic fish tank on the counter at the Garrison Office. Looking at the little “koi” blowing bubbles in the water, the garrison chief smiles. “And where’s your brother?” “There, swimming in the tank!” As soon as she finishes speaking, the little red fish spits out a drop of water that instantly pierces ten layers of bulletproof glass! Lin Yuan’s voice explodes in the mind of China’s supreme commander. “My sister isn’t joking. China’s guardian beast has arrived! An S-rank beast tide will breach the city in an hour. Make preparations immediately!” The beast tide arrives. As the whole internet watches in despair, the little koi leaps from its tank and grows into a primordial giant Kun, ten thousand meters long! It swallows a million beasts in one bite and lets out a satisfied burp. From that day on, China’s high martial arts scene changes completely. While warriors in other countries are treated as food by their mutant beasts, the entire nation of China feeds the giant Kun! Lin Yuan devours mutant beasts, then spits out high-grade vital-blood pills and divine techniques to empower China, mass-producing gods! When an apocalyptic starry-sky behemoth arrives, Lin Yuan transforms into a golden-winged roc that blocks out the sky and crushes it in one claw. “You’re so ugly, and you still dare to scare my sister? As punishment, you’ll spend a hundred years extracting vital blood for China!”