I Really Don’t Want to Rebel, Honey, Put Down the Knife!

After transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, Li Yin becomes the sixth prince, a good-for-nothing despised by Li Shimin. Knowing how cruel the fight for the throne can be, he decides to give up completely. By day, he’s a wastrel living off others and waiting to die. In secret, though, he uses the System to build a business empire richer than the nation itself. He thinks he can spend his whole life as a carefree slacker. Then one day, Wei Wushuang, the Tang Dynasty’s foremost talented woman and daughter of Wei Zheng, kicks open his door with a jug of “super-strength tonic” spiked with something extra! “Your Highness, the Crown Prince is a hypocrite. I’d rather die than marry him, so I’ll have to trouble you tonight!” “Wait! What are you doing? Don’t come any closer!” The next day, all of Chang’an is stunned! Wei Zheng, the Tang Dynasty’s most notorious loudmouth, chases Li Yin through the streets with a giant cleaver. Li Shimin is so furious he wants to strip him of his title, and the Crown Prince is so enraged he coughs up blood. Li Yin is on the verge of tears. “Father-in-law! Father! I really was forced into it! I just want to be a carefree slacker!” Then one day, the Turkic army bears down on the border, and the national treasury is empty. Seeing Li Shimin fretting, Wei Wushuang whips out ten million dan of grain and repeating firearms. “Don’t worry, Father. This is just my good-for-nothing husband’s pocket money and toys.” Li Shimin is stunned! Wei Zheng is dumbfounded! The entire court drops to its knees. “We beg Your Highness, the Sixth Prince, to ascend the throne!” Li Yin clutches his forehead and wails, “Wife, please stop showing off! You’ve exposed my secret identity as a max-level expert!”