I Started a School in the County Town, and Somehow Built a Cultivation Academy

Lu Yizhou only wanted to keep the school afloat, but nearly turned Siyuan High School into a nationwide unsolved mystery. When the students ran laps, he added just a little spiritual qi, and the whole class ran five kilometers without getting winded. Coach Da Liu: “Principal, did these underachievers secretly take stimulants?” When the students memorized their lessons, he only added a comprehension boost, and the student ranked last recited the entire text from memory on the spot. Chinese teacher Sister Sun: “Yesterday, he still wrote ‘the bright moonlight before my bed’ as ‘the moon frost before my window’!” When the cafeteria cooked, he only added a bucket of spirit spring water, and parents refused to leave after eating. “This meal cured my ten-year stomach problem!” Lu Yizhou waved his hands frantically. “It’s just ordinary education, all perfectly ordinary!” But on the day the Education Bureau came to inspect, the old locust tree that had been dead for two years suddenly blossomed. Everyone: “...” Lu Yizhou held his forehead. “Come on, System, could you please stop showing off?”