Douluo's Tough Guy: One Brick to Knock Tang San Senseless

[Hilarious Power Fantasy + Underworld System + Multiple Heroines + Anti-Cliché + Ascension to Godhood]

I transmigrated into Douluo, and while everyone else awakened spirit rings and martial souls, I got bound to the strongest security company System in Douluo!

A spicy Sichuan-style delinquent-girl System is here to stir things up. The missions are messed up, the rewards are absurd, and the bickering never stops. It'll have you laughing until your stomach hurts!

With innate spirit power at level 20, I outclass Tang San, and from the start I have ten delinquent-boy puppets to keep me safe!

Brick Douluo knocks out the whole crowd with one brick; Steel Pipe Douluo shatters souls with sound waves; Lime Douluo corrodes and blinds his foes. Machetes, rebar, butterfly knives: the whole crew is at the top of the street-fighting game!

I slack off at Nuoding Academy while secretly sending my puppets to open security company branches across the continent!

Yu Xiaogang begs to take me as his disciple? I turn him down, and when he spreads rumors, I smack the master's face right back!

Tang San holds a grudge and comes looking for trouble? One brick teaches him a lesson!

Spirit Hall picks a fight? My puppet army wipes them out! The two great empires try to recruit me? No way! I'm going to be the boss of Douluo's underworld!

I save Zhu Zhuqing, win over Hu Liena, and tame the haughty Huo Wu. All three fall for me and pledge themselves to my side!

A ghost-fire motorcycle gang and god-tier puppets unlock one after another, while missions earn me goofy spirit bones and bizarre divine artifacts!

In the end, I lead an army of delinquent boys and girls into the Divine Realm, rising from a Douluo rookie to the Divine Realm's strongest security king!

Nonstop absurd comedy, constant anti-cliché twists, a steady stream of satisfying moments with no frustrating angst, characters 100% true to the original, and breakneck pacing!