You Asked Me to Be a Bodyguard, So Why Am I Studying for the Military Exam?

Li Dong, the ultimate legend of the Xia Kingdom’s military, is a man who has given every general and new-recruit training officer in the armed forces collective PTSD. He has one absurd habit: enlist every year, retire every year! Mastered military combat boxing? Retire! Reached the pinnacle of divine medical skills? Retire! Won the world special forces championship? Retire! As he prepares to register with the military office for the fourth time, the woman in charge of recruitment clings to his leg and wails: “My dear ancestor! You’re over the age limit! Please, I beg you, leave our discharge office alone!” To enlist again, Li Dong discovers only one way to get around the rules: get into an undergraduate program, then use the college-student enlistment policy to return to boot camp! And so the invincible soldier king, dressed in a black jacket and old cloth shoes, is forced to enter the bustling city. To pay for his expensive college entrance exam tutoring, he takes a side job as the personal bodyguard of an icy, beautiful female CEO. When faced with a hundred men sent by an underworld kingpin or an assassination attempt by a world-class killer, Li Dong holds back until the moment he strikes, then unleashes a crushing display of brutal artistry. Amid the groans of the fallen, the aloof female CEO blushes and offers him her trillion-yuan fortune and herself: “Li Dong, if you stay, both I and the entire group are yours.” But Li Dong pushes her away, sweating with anxiety. “Women only slow down my writing speed!” “Move! Don’t get my *Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests* dirty. If you keep me from getting into college and becoming a new recruit, you’ll regret it!”