The Child-Sending Maniac of Journey to the West: Even Buddha Hides When He Sees Me

I transmigrate into Journey to the West and end up in the body of the Golden-Nosed, White-Furred Rat Spirit!

I planned to keep a low profile, lie flat, and coast through the Journey to the West plot.

Who knew a forced baby-delivery System would drop out of the sky? If I don’t deliver babies, a lightning tribulation will blast my soul into oblivion!

Fine, I can’t afford to mess with it, so I’ll come clean!

From the start, I target Xuanzang, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and quietly present him with a huge gift.

The aloof holy monk instantly turns into a gorgeous man who’s throwing up from pregnancy, and the best doctors in the world can’t find a single thing wrong with him!

From that day on, I start delivering babies all over the Three Realms

Heavenly Court immortals, Buddhas of Spirit Mountain, sea-dragon kings and demon saints, big shots of every kind:

Once I set my sights on them, none can escape the fate of carrying a baby!

With a Heavenly King for a godfather and the System shielding me from karmic consequences, I rule the roost in Journey to the West, driving the whole Three Realms mad with my baby deliveries!

The gods and Buddhas tremble at the mention of me, and the Jade Emperor and Tathagata run and hide when they see me.

I, Bai Xiaojin, am the Three Realms’ undisputed top baby-delivery maniac!