NBA: I Only Shoot from the Corner and Dominate the League!

In the do-or-die Game 5 of the NBA Finals, his team is down 1–3. A Chinese-American end-of-the-bench player on a minimum contract, one cut away from being waived, is shoved onto the court as a scapegoat!

Who could have guessed that I, mocked by fans across America for my mediocre combine numbers, would awaken an unbelievable golden finger right there on the spot: the Absolute Zone System!

As long as I stand in my own “corner three-point zone,” and no one blocks my shot to my face, my accuracy is permanently fixed at 100%, even if my body is completely twisted and I blindly throw the ball with my back to the basket!

“Rookie, get ready to go fishing!” Curry and Green taunt me to my face. I silently walk over to my corner spot to shoot.

I rise for a three. The ball is still in the air, but I’ve already turned around and raised both arms to celebrate!

The crisp swish leaves the 20,000 people in the arena speechless!

I hit a leaning, falling three-point play over Iguodala’s closeout! With three defenders surrounding me, I toss up an impossible blind shot with my back to the basket!

I don’t just completely tilt the arrogant Death Lineup and make them shut down; I even get LeBron James, the league’s top player, to willingly clear space for me and feed me assists!

“From today on, as long as I’m in this zone, not even God can stop me!”