NBA: I Get Stronger by Tanking, and Curry Is Losing It

After transmigrating into the 2009 Warriors, Ling Yi got bound to two Systems that were at odds with each other from the start: [Divine-Demonic Physique] forced him to train himself to the brink of death, or his body would rust; [Absolute Slacker] forced him to sleep himself silly, because the lazier he was, the more unstoppable his skills became!

And so, the NBA got a split-personality freak:

At practice, he lifted like a madman, his muscles swelling until they burst through his jersey. He leaped from the free-throw line and shattered the backboard with a dunk, leaving Curry stunned!

On the sidelines, he openly played Snake as a form of “meditation,” earning a furious roar from Don Nelson. Then he turned around and launched a Logo Shot that sailed across the court!

“Kobe, don’t look at me like that. I don’t want to pull up in your face either, but I slept for twelve hours last night, and my shot is just too hot!”

His physical gifts outclassed LeBron James, while his shooting skills taught Curry a thing or two.

Ling Yi: I really just want to be a slacker, but my talent won’t let me!