I’m the Crown Prince of Heaven, and I Cure Love-Brain Syndrome Across the Three Realms

I, Zhang Qingyuan, am the only son of the Jade Emperor Haotian and Queen Mother of the West, and the Three Realms’ sole legitimate crown prince.

When I first transmigrated here, I thought I’d be following a lie-flat script:

My father is the Great Heavenly Venerable of the Three Realms, my mother is the foremost of the female immortals, the Old Lord is my godfather, and the Venus Star Official is my number-one lackey.

I eat peaches of immortality like rice, pop golden pills like candy, and have a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers clear the way whenever I go out.

But then I realized my relatives were all seriously messed up

My eldest sister is ready to give up her immortal status for Dong Yong, a man who sold himself to pay for his father’s burial;

My cousin Weaver Girl doesn’t even mind having her bath spied on, and insists on sharing a life of hardship with a cowherd;

And there’s another one, the Seventh Fairy, who’s destined to descend to the mortal world and marry a poor scholar.

Not to mention the monkey currently gestating inside a rock down below, just waiting for the chance to beat my father into the ground.

Every one of these Heavenly Court princesses is lovesick, ready to throw away the Three Realms’ dignity for a mortal’s cheap romance!

Heaven’s laws are merciless?

Just wait until those mortals use your status to drag their whole families into power and wreak havoc across the Three Realms. Then you’ll learn what merciless means!

Cowherd wants to meet his beloved on the Magpie Bridge? Dong Yong wants to live off his wife?

Sorry, this crown prince won’t indulge them!

“By my decree: Heaven’s laws shall not be insulted! Prepare the thunderbolts of the Ninth Heaven. Today, I’ll teach these mortals that a toad has no business dreaming of eating swan meat!”