The System Mistook Cultivation for City Life, and Now I'm Invincible!

After dying suddenly, I bound myself to the [Perfect Life Experience System] and transmigrated.

But the System was blind, mistaking the cultivation world for a college district in the city!

The starter gift pack rewards me with an [Aston Martin]? The next second, it turns into a flashy purple flying sword!

It rewards me with a [luxury mansion at Tomson Riviera]? In the blink of an eye, it becomes an immortal’s cave abode brimming with spiritual qi!

[Ding! Main Quest: Host, open a bubble tea shop in the Qingyun Sect and make the campus belle, Su Ningshuang, your first customer!]

[Quest Reward: Business Module (Beginner), Master-Level Bubble Tea-Making Skills!]

Me: ??? Open a bubble tea shop in the cultivation world? Are you crazy?

But when the aloof saintess drinks the bubble tea I made, her cheeks flush and the bottleneck in her cultivation instantly loosens!

Saintess (shocked): “This drink contains the truths of the Great Dao. It can even soothe the soul!”

The sect elders: “Recruit this young man at once! This isn’t a drink, it’s a divine treasure that surpasses medicinal pills!”

I stare at the System panel as my [Romance Points +99] skyrocket, and I’m completely dumbfounded.

Seriously, I only wanted to keep my flying-sword sports car. How did all of you manage to reach enlightenment?!