Spiritual Qi Revival: My Calico Cat Has Become Yandere

“No car, no house, no savings, and you’re a full-time web novelist? You’ve got the nerve to show up on a blind date? What a loser!” After three years of grinding away in the Magic City and ending up 20,000 yuan in debt, Lin Yi returns to his hometown village in a fit of anger to write novels full-time. Just when he finally starts earning over 10,000 yuan a month, he finds himself driven up the wall by bizarre women and blockheads in the dating scene. Late one night, Lin Yi hugs his calico cat and sighs. “Mimi, if only you could turn into a person and be my wife.” Who could have guessed that the next morning, a naked, lovesick young woman whose looks put today’s top actresses to shame would crawl out from under the covers? “Master, from today on, no one but me is allowed to touch you! I already scattered that blind-date woman’s ashes, teehee~” Lin Yi looks at the frying pan crushed in his hand and swallows nervously. Spiritual qi revival arrives. The village dogs can breathe fire, the geese can fly, and Lin Yi relies on his lovesick catgirl and his own awakened mysterious ability to enjoy a hilarious, shameless cohabitation in the village, watching the chaos unfold. “Wifey, that’s not how you eat a sausage! Hey, hey, don’t bite!”