The Saintess Was So Hungry She Cried, So I Tricked Her into Signing a Lifetime Maid Contract

After transmigrating to a Western fantasy world for ten years, Su Chen has scraped together a hundred million gold coins through “scams, lies, and swindles,” all to buy a return scroll from the System. Just as he’s about to succeed, the supreme Pope freezes all his assets on the charge of “heresy through wealth” and mocks him in front of everyone: “Your money belongs to God now, you despicable foreigner. You’ll never go home!” Su Chen adjusts his monocle and smiles. “My money belongs to God? Fine.” The next second, the System’s restrictions are lifted and [Financial Crisis Mode] activates! “If you won’t honor your business agreements, then I’ll turn your currency into worthless paper and make you put your statues up as collateral!” Only when kings sell their crowns for bread and holy maidens kneel at his feet for a chicken bone with a shred of meat left on it does the entire continent finally understand who the one true god of this world is!