From the Start, I’m Fated to My Senior Sister: Lie Flat and Get Tenfold Returns

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Feng awakens a [Lazybones Constitution]. All he wants is to bask in the sun, goof off, and lie flat in peace. Who would have thought that the sect’s number-one workaholic, the aloof beauty and senior sister Su Qingyun, would force him to become her nominal Dao companion? Even more absurdly, the [Lie-Flat System] activates, unlocking the heaven-defying [Multi-Fold Critical Return]! [Ding! Your senior sister cultivated diligently for one hour. Host receives ten times the cultivation!] [Ding! Your senior sister’s emotions fluctuate intensely (shy/angry). Host’s lie-flat points +999. Redeem [Truth-Telling Fart Bomb] or [Forced Awkward Dance Talisman]!] From then on, the style of the Xiaoyao Sect goes completely off the rails: Senior sister fights a bloody battle on the front lines while junior brother yawns nonstop in the rear, yet his cultivation keeps surging past hers! Senior sister goes into seclusion to break through a bottleneck while junior brother plays with a fat mouse in the courtyard, yet his realm somehow breaks through! The elders are beside themselves with grief: “This boy... is terrifying! Terrifying because he never cultivates!” The young prodigies’ faith in the Dao crumbles: “We can’t outwork him, but we can’t lie flat either. Maybe we should just give up cultivation!” Then one day, Su Qingyun, now a legend of the cultivation world, grabs Lin Feng’s sleeve with reddened eyes and a tearful voice: “Junior brother... please... stop lying flat! If you keep this up, senior sister’s Dao heart is really going to shatter! Please start working hard, okay?” Lin Feng yawns and lazily replies, “Senior sister, isn’t it great to lie flat and ascend?” This is the hilarious (and wicked) story of a lazybones junior brother who is forced (and delighted) to level up, drives his workaholic senior sister crazy, and shakes up the entire cultivation world along the way! A friendly warning: The early chapters are a little rough, but there are plenty of surprises after the first twenty or so. This is a “serious” cultivation novel, perfect for all you “gentlemen” to study!