Maxed-Out Long Shots from the Start: Ronaldo Is Stunned

Li Lei is reborn in 2012! That was the year the peerless duo dominated the game, and possession-based football swept the world! An Arsenal castoff with atrocious footwork, he unexpectedly maxes out his long-range shooting power and accuracy, embarking on the path of a cannon-wielding fanatic devoted to the ultimate in violent aesthetics! A poor first touch that sends the ball three meters away? Once he crosses the halfway line, the entire field is within his range! The savage pressure blast from his max-power shots knocks even the toughest defenders off their feet, while one cannonball of a strike that defies the laws of physics sends a world-class goalkeeper straight to the orthopedic ward! Chelsea is willing to build an outrageous “four bodyguards protecting one” tactic around him, all to make sure this human artillery piece can fire without a hitch! Watching a goal net ripped apart by the impact, Messi questions reality: “Is this still football? My passing game is meaningless against him!” Ronaldo stares wide-eyed at the ball’s afterimage, too fast for the naked eye to follow, his scalp tingling: “Good heavens! His cannon shots are the most terrifying nuclear weapons in football!” The giants wave their checkbooks and scramble to sign him, while Wenger regrets it so much his guts turn green! Li Lei becomes a mobile arsenal and utterly dominates Europe’s five major leagues!