Transmigrated as a Top-Tier Star, I Roast the Cultivation World into Ruin

After transmigrating into the cultivation world, Jia Zang comes with a “Top-Tier Star Livestream System.” The sharper his roasts and the more outrageous his stunts, the more faith power, or “chaos points,” he can harvest from across the universe! And so the whole world goes completely off the rails: While others fly on swords, he takes a modified tractor out for a joyride, its exhaust practically infused with “cyber spiritual energy.” The female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect abandon dual cultivation for “mechanical ascension,” turning pole dancing into “spiritual turbine activation.” He leads a hundred thousand cultivators in a mass square dance, and the catchiest folk-pop song triggers a heavenly tribulation that shatters the hearts of ancient monsters! To milk the Heavenly Court, he surrounds the Southern Heavenly Gate with ten thousand tractors and forces the Jade Emperor to sign the “Spiritual Energy Mutual Aid Pact.” From then on, the Heavenly Court becomes a film set: the Jade Emperor wears a casual suit and dances the “Subject Three” routine; Chang’e livestreams sales of hand warmers; and Sun Wukong rides his somersault cloud to deliver “Heavenly Express” packages, calls an ancient divine beast a husky, and forces it to recognize him as its master. When demons from beyond the realm invade, he brings out the “Gatling Bodhisattva” and lets a protective barrage of livestream comments blast the heavenly soldiers and generals senseless. He turns the Thunder Pool into a “controlled nuclear fusion reactor” and makes the gods put on radiation suits for “nuclear-powered ascension.” He even hacks into the Heavenly Dao’s backend, turns heavenly tribulations into a “Pinduoduo slash-the-price challenge,” and forces higher-dimensional beings to help him haggle! From Earth’s cultivation world to the cybernetic Heavenly Court, from spiritual energy inflation to the heat death of the universe, Jia Zang uses sharp-tongued roasts and modern thinking to turn the solemn world of cultivation into a spectacular scene of utter chaos. Watch as he blasts open the gates of the immortal realm with a tractor, rewrites the rules of the Heavenly Dao through livestream comments, and turns the entire universe into his field to harvest. This book is also known as Top-Tier Star, Voice of the People, Rocking the Three Realms.