Capital Goes Crazy: Who Sent Him to Deliver Takeout?

Lu Zhe binds to the [All Professions Max-Level System] and becomes a hot-tempered delivery runner who only cares about money.

On the set of a wuxia drama, a top-tier star complains that his meal is late and arrogantly smashes the lunchbox on the ground.

To avoid a 50-yuan late-delivery penalty, Lu Zhe slaps the young star flying, snatches his sword, and performs a peerless flourish on a fake mountain without a wire harness. The martial arts director is left kneeling in awe!

Before leaving, he grabs the script, rewrites three pages, and hurls them at the director’s face. “Shoot it like this! If you dare get me a bad review, I’ll tear this whole production down tomorrow!”

A month later, the terrible movie becomes a box-office sensation with two billion yuan in ticket sales, and the entire internet is frantically searching for the “Electric Scooter Sword God”!

From then on, the entertainment industry is never the same.

A washed-up Heavenly King breaks down in tears late at night. Annoyed by the noise, Lu Zhe writes “Forget the Worries” on the back of a cumin-stained order slip and tosses it over. The song instantly tops the music charts!

When a top actress is drugged, Lu Zhe bursts in, beats a powerful investor into a pulp, and saves her in the process. “Delivery and designated driving, eight hundred each!”

When the entertainment industry’s power brokers panic and try to unite to blacklist this “menace,” they discover, to their despair, that he isn’t signed to an agency at all! How can you blacklist a delivery guy?!

Reporter: “Lu, how did you become the godfather of the entertainment industry?”

Lu Zhe hops onto his electric scooter and grumbles, “Godfather, my foot! I’m doing this for five-star reviews! Move aside, this order’s about to be late!”