Max-Level Farming: I Turned the Forbidden Zone Into My Backyard

Other people transmigrate to cultivate immortality. I transmigrated to a farm in a death zone.

Luckily, the farm offers generous rewards. Even growing cabbages earns you little “items.”

Farmwork was too much for one person, so I casually rescued two dying women to help me out. One was called Xiaobai, the other Xiaohong.

Xiaobai is hardworking, but her gaze is a little unsettling. She keeps trying to sneak into my room at night and lock me up.

Xiaohong has a fiery temper and loves food so much she guards it fiercely. Anyone who dares touch the meals I cook risks getting bitten by her.

I thought life was pretty peaceful, until one day…

Tens of thousands of immortals descended from the sky, shouting that they had come to slay the Profound Heaven Empress and the Nine Nether Demon Venerable.

Before I could react, Xiaobai and Xiaohong, usually so weak they couldn’t hurt a fly, shot into the sky. With one sword each, they slaughtered their way through the Immortal Realm, turning it into a river of blood.

Then the two women landed in front of me, covered in blood and holding the heads of Immortal Kings. Their eyes were equally aggrieved:

“Qin Xian, we’ve cleared away the flies that were ruining our peaceful life together. Now, which one of us will you choose as your wife?”

I looked at the finest spirit fields, now trampled to bits, and fell into thought. “Um… could you pay for the damage to the vegetable patch first?”