Don’t Panic, I Insulted the Vicious Ghost Until It Lost Its Nerve

The red moon rises, and the uncanny returns.

From the start, Gu Xuan is trapped in an abandoned hospital overrun with vengeful ghosts when he awakens the [Shameless Lunatic System]. The more he drives ghosts to despair, the stronger he becomes!

Faced with an S-rank ghost in red hanging upside down from the ceiling, blood streaming from all seven orifices, the livestreaming explorers watching online are so terrified they wet themselves on the spot.

But Gu Xuan grabs a half-full bottle of Snow beer and strides over to slap her hard across the face.

“What are you wailing about in the middle of the night? Don’t you know you’re ruining the neighborhood? Get against the wall and do the splits, right now! If you’re off by even a centimeter, I’ll exorcise you the old-fashioned way!”

The female ghost is stunned. In the corner, a thousand-year-old zombie is so scared it hastily sticks the talisman back onto its forehead.

From that day on, the supernatural world’s entire style goes off the rails.

Vengeful spirits are forced to memorize the core socialist values. Yellow weasels who try to trick people into granting them human form are made to kneel by the roadside and beg for alms. The Xiangxi Corpse King is forced to work a sweatshop assembly line...

The ghosts wail in protest: “Which one of us is the real ghost here? He’s more twisted than we are!”

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth and a crowbar smeared with black dog’s blood in his hand, Gu Xuan sneers: “My master said that as long as I have no shame, ghost rules don’t apply to me! Stand back. I’m about to show off!”