Studying in New York: From the Start, You Call This Believing in Science?

Shen Changqing was sent to New York by his family. All he wanted was to keep his niece company while she earned a diploma, and open a small clinic on the side to spread “scientific health care.”

But he never expected things to get so ridiculous...

He taught everyone to “drink more hot water to detox.”

After drinking it, a Wall Street tycoon coughed up ten years' worth of stagnant blood and exclaimed, “This is the water of life bestowed by God!”

He gave patients “cupping therapy to dispel dampness.”

Looking at the red marks on his back, a Navy SEAL team leader exclaimed with delight, “This is the mysterious power of an Eastern totem! I feel full of strength!”

He “practiced tai chi in the park in the morning.”

An NBA superstar knelt and begged to become his disciple. “Master, is this the legendary Lord of Time? Your movements can actually warp space and time!”

One year later.

Looking at the wealthy tycoons, agents, and superheroes kneeling outside his door and begging to undergo tribulation, Shen Changqing was at his wits' end.

“Stop kneeling! This really is just traditional Chinese medicine! We have to believe in science!”

Foreigners across the internet: “I don't believe you! Not unless you put away the flying sword under your feet!”