Sir, Please Teach Me!

Name: Sir, Please Teach Me!
Author: Little Strawberry Between the Pages

大人，请赐教！

by Little Strawberry Between the Pages (书间小草莓)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 130k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Female-Channel Mystery
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[A hilarious, utterly ridiculous mystery-solving team]

[Mysteries and twists without the scares] [A lighthearted read that’ll have you laughing so hard you’ll pound the bed]

Lively, sharp-tongued coroner who never stops moving × cold, cutting deputy minister|Ensemble comedy|Historical mystery

I’m Lin Qining, a modern forensic examiner who transmigrated to the Great Jing dynasty and somehow ended up as a female coroner at the local yamen.

I have exceptional autopsy skills and a quirky mind, but no power, influence, or backing. All I want is to slack off and get through the day.

Little did I know that the moment I joined the yamen, my teammates would all be complete oddballs:

My icy superior, Ruan Jiusheng, is a deputy minister at the Court of Judicial Review. He’s a genius, but can’t fight at all, and his face is colder than ice.

My sweet, spacey friend Li Jiujiu looks as slow as a block of wood, but her fighting skills are off the charts, and she’s fiercely protective of her friends.

Our guard, Luo Yun, is a big, simple fellow who thinks about nothing but food. He’s more enthusiastic about eating than anything else.

The county magistrate’s son, Xie Qingyan, is a voracious reader obsessed with solving cases. He spends all day at the yamen digging for clues and tracking down secrets.

Other people solve cases with logic. We rely on a jumble of bizarre tricks.

The moment a corpse is brought in, our food-loving guard asks if it can be stewed.

Before we’ve even sorted through the clues, our mystery fanatic has already come up with eight different theories.

Clutching my autopsy tools, I tremble as I look toward the icy deputy minister.

“My lord, I know how to examine corpses, but I can’t solve cases. Please teach me!”

Later, one strange and unsolved case after another is cracked.

Everyone in the capital praises us: The entire Court of Judicial Review is hopeless, but nobody solves cases better!

Then one night,

the taciturn, cold deputy minister corners me in the hallway, his voice low and husky.

“I’ve finished teaching you about cases.

Now, teach me how to make you my wife.”

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