Journey to the West: You Want Me to Fetch the Scriptures? I'll Hack Nuwa's Account Instead

【System + Absurd Comedy + Dimensional Overkill + Maxed-Out Secret Identities + Strong Female Lead + No Romance】 After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Jiang Yicheng thought she was just an ordinary mortal, not even important enough to be cannon fodder. Then, from the start, she bound herself to a god-tier account-stealing System. The laws of Heaven and the backlash of karma mean nothing to her. Anyone powerful who has ever appeared in the myths of the primordial world, even if already dead, can be forcibly logged into without limit. She perfectly inherits their sage-level authority and laws. The Heavenly Court sits high above all. They want to recruit Brother Monkey and put him in charge of the horses? I switch straight to the account of the Great Emperor Gouchen, sit on the dragon throne in Lingxiao Palace, and challenge the Jade Emperor: “My brother's the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. You got a problem with that?” The Jade Emperor breaks out in a cold sweat and gives up his throne on the spot. The underworld recklessly snatches souls, and the Ten Yama Kings play dirty? I switch to Empress Houtu, the underworld's biggest landlady. I not only tear up the Book of Life and Death, but also issue every resident of Flower-Fruit Mountain a permanent certificate of immortality. The Buddhist sect wants to force the Journey to the West plot forward? I switch right there to the account of the Demon Ancestor Luohou, stomp into Great Thunderclap Temple on a Twelfth-Rank Black Lotus of Annihilation, and start tearing the place down while partying with my God-Slaying Spear. Patriarch Bodhi cries out in horror: “Who is this girl? Why does even the Heavenly Dao obey her?” Daoist Ancestor Hongjun hides behind the tightly shut gates of Zixiao Palace. “Don't look at me. She just hijacked my account, and now the Heavenly Dao has changed its surname to Jiang…” Tathagata Buddha, utterly defeated, says, “Stop fighting! Fine, I won't preach the scriptures anymore!” Jiang Yicheng rubs the Great Sage Equal to Heaven's furry head and smiles at the trembling gods and Buddhas filling the sky. “Don't panic, this is just standard procedure. If you can't stand me, get in line. I'll see which model of ancestor to summon for you today.”