I, Taotie, Am Checking In for a Civil Service Job at Bureau 749

[Ultimate Powerhouse + Devouring to Level Up + Nine-to-Five Job + Hilarious Contrast + No Saintly Do-Gooder]

“Warning! High-risk nonhuman energy detected invading the Demon-Suppression Bureau!”

When Shen Yuan showed up at the official supernatural agency, ready to clock in, the entire bureau went on high alert. Golden Core experts drew their blades, while elite agents trembled in fear.

Facing the panicked crowd, Shen Yuan helplessly pulled out his employment recommendation letter. “Everyone, could you let me clock in first? I'll get docked if I'm late.”

After awakening the bloodline of the Primordial Taotie and binding to a check-in System, Shen Yuan became an honored intern at the Demon-Suppression Bureau. They thought he was a rookie with no cultivation at all, but on his very first day out on a mission, he shattered everyone's worldview.

Faced with a Foundation Establishment peak man-eating flower that had left the whole squad helpless, Shen Yuan's right eye became a golden vertical pupil, and a pitch-black vortex appeared in his palm. He swallowed the three-meter-tall monster until not a trace remained, then burped. “I'm stuffed.”

Foundation Establishment in ten days, Golden Core in a month! Other people risked their lives to hunt demons and ghosts, but he did it all with his mouth!

The Demon-Suppression Bureau chief completely lost it. “What kind of monster did they send us? I told you to patrol your district, and you ate every supernatural creature there like an all-you-can-eat buffet until they went extinct?!”

Shen Yuan spread his hands innocently. “I'm a Taotie. What's wrong with snacking at work?”