Transmigrating as Ximen Qing, with Wu Dalang and Wu Song as My Sidekicks

Hao Jian was a modern-day womanizer and scumbag. He was beaten to death after hitting on a big shot's woman at a bar. When he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the Water Margin as its biggest punching bag, Ximen Qing! To avoid getting beaten to death by Wu Song, he took the initiative: He taught Wu Song Wing Chun and modern combat techniques, turning the tiger-slaying hero into his devoted sidekick. He used modern ideas to build a business catering to women, developing rouge, face powder, perfume, lingerie, colored contact lenses, and eyeshadow, drawing countless beauties into his arms. What did Pan Jinlian have that he couldn't find elsewhere? He had a whole crowd of fashion models to choose from. Wu Dalang's sesame flatbreads got an upgrade too, becoming baked flatbreads and pan-fried buns, and he made a fortune. Dalang asked Master Ximen what he liked. The answer: Jinlian. Dalang was speechless. But Jinlian showed up at his door that very night. He even found Dalang a new wife, Wang Po's daughter, putting it like this: “Wang Po bullies you, so you can bully her daughter at night!” This modern-day scumbag used knowledge to change his fate and thrived in the Song dynasty!