Five Ha: My Childhood Sweetheart Keeps Trying to Keep Me

After grinding away for ten years, Lin Ci finally maxed out his System. With a whole collection of secret identities tucked away, he retired to Jiangnan, wanting nothing more than to live a quiet, carefree life.

But his childhood friend Tian Xiwei, a top-tier star, showed up with the entire cast and crew of the show Five Hikers and kicked down the gate to his little courtyard!

On camera, Xiao Tian linked her arm through his and chirped, “Let me introduce everyone. This is my childhood friend, an unemployed layabout. I’ll look after him from now on!”

The comments exploded at once: “Confirmed freeloader!” “So what if he’s handsome? Living off a woman is humiliating!” “Is Xiao Tian blind?”

Lin Ci sighed helplessly. He just wanted to get everyone to leave as soon as possible and protect his carefree life.

But who could have guessed that one casual rummage by the Five Hikers crew would tear all his secret identities to shreds!

Chen He found a manuscript propping up a table leg and went wild on the spot: “Is this the unreleased ending of The Three-Body Problem?!”

Lu Han found a score in the storage room and spoke with a tremble: “This is the legendary song I’ve been begging for for three years!”

Deng Chao stared at the calligraphy and painting shielding the kitchen from grease splatters, his face turning pale. “Th-this is a priceless masterpiece worth hundreds of millions!”

The supreme god of web fiction, a champion songwriter, a hidden billionaire… His secret identities tumbled out one after another. The production crew was stunned, and the entire internet went wild!