I Became a Zombie After Death, So I Turned Myself In to the State

[The rating just opened, so check back later for reviews.] Three days after I died, I came back to life. Not as a zombie, but as a sentient Jiangshi, and I even got bound to an Underworld System. System: “The global zombie virus will break out in 24 hours.” I didn't stock up on food or hide. I put on clean clothes, walked into a police station, and knocked on the door. “Hello, officer. I turned into a Jiangshi after I died. I'd like to turn myself over to the country.” A major general from the military stared at me for ten minutes, then saluted solemnly. “The Ninth Division is hereby established. Codename: Yama.” From then on, a remarkable sight appeared on China's borders: An army of 300,000 Jiangshi, lined up in perfect formation, red flags on their shoulders, guarding the nation. They stormed across the border and carved through Sakura Country, slaying the Zombie Emperor with a single strike: “China.” They mounted a lone expedition to a nuclear power, charging straight into a vampire stronghold and crushing the underground river of blood. Foreign media went wild: “This isn't scientific!!” Lin Huai read the reports and smiled faintly. “Sorry, Jiangshi civil servants come with a Dragon Vein appointment.” Cultivation ranks: Violet Jiangshi → White Jiangshi → Green Jiangshi → Hairy Jiangshi (awakens special abilities) → Blood Jiangshi → … → Jiangshi Ancestor! No heroine, no harem, pure wish fulfillment all the way. In this life, I'm China's Yama, not a deserter fleeing the apocalypse.