The Creator God Chews Coffee Beans Dry, While I, a Ragdoll Cat, Cultivate Immortality

Name: The Creator God Chews Coffee Beans Dry, While I, a Ragdoll Cat, Cultivate Immortality
Author: Chives Aren't Winey

创世神干嚼咖啡，我布偶猫修仙

by Chives Aren't Winey (韭菜不是酒y)

Status: Completed
Length: 317k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
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A top-tier star among the divine realm’s cats is ordered to descend to the mortal world and build a cultivation platform. But the sleepy Creator God gets confused and dumps him in a pet shop, where he becomes an unwanted ragdoll cat! Heaven’s laws say cats can’t cultivate immortality. Me, a divine cat of noble standing, forced to fight ordinary cats for territory? The Creator God has it even worse. After causing trouble, he gets pinned down by his underlings and forced to chew coffee grounds dry. The Creator God’s dignity crumbles to dust! So hungry I have to fight a kid for a sausage, I’m judged too delicate for my breed, then kicked over and gobbled up! With no water, I choke down dry food and pound my throat with my neck stretched out. The motto here is: eat dirty, stay healthy! Aloof cat bro goes online to slack off, brandishing a short blade as he charges into the mortal world. Cultivation? First, I’ve got to survive! It’s absurd, ridiculous, and laugh-out-loud funny from start to finish. See how this divine cat goes wild and turns his fortunes around in the mortal world!

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