Great Qin's Sky Screen: When in Doubt, the Emperor Does It Too

The Great Qin has been unified, and the First Emperor is about to seek immortality when a sky screen from the future suddenly appears in the heavens! From the start, it spoils The Scheme of the Sand Dunes: Hu Hai murders his brothers, and the Great Qin falls after just two generations. The First Emperor is so enraged he spits blood on the spot! But then the sky screen changes its tune: [Fortunately, the Great Qin produced a sage emperor for the ages! He turns the tide, sweeps away the Xiongnu, conquers the world, and makes the Great Qin endure forever!] The First Emperor is overjoyed, and the entire court is thrilled, speculating about which prince this sage emperor might be. Then the sky screen slowly reveals the scene: Ying Wei'an, the Great Qin's ninth princess, kicks Zhao Gao to the ground, points her sword at Hu Hai, and dons the imperial yellow robes! The entire court is stunned! The First Emperor is dumbfounded: My ninth daughter has rebelled?! Even more incredibly, the sky screen continues listing the sage emperor's famous quotes: When ministers accuse her of abducting handsome men, Ying Wei'an says, “When in doubt, just do what Father did! The late emperor once seized beauties from Chu, too. I'm simply carrying on his legacy!” When the remnants of the Six States call her cruel, Ying Wei'an says, “Father burned books and buried scholars alive. I merely sent you to mine coal and build the Great Wall. How compassionate of me!” Beneath the sky screen, the living First Emperor is left holding the bag and cries to the heavens, “You rebellious girl! Rebel all you want, but stop pinning every blame on me!”