Uncle Nine: A Max-Level Seven-Year-Old, with a Divine Mirror as His Main Account

Ding! Copied Uncle Jiu's Corpse-Subduing Talisman. Upgraded through deduction to the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Talisman!

Ding! Absorbed the Thousand-Year Wild Ginseng offered by an alt account. The main body has broken through to become the Supreme Immortal Artifact!

After transmigrating to Republican-era China, Ren Xiaoyao became an ancient mirror sealed away in a funeral home. Luckily, he also had an avatar: a wealthy seven-year-old young master.

In this age of dwindling magic, Taoists pour their hearts and souls into drawing a single yellow talisman and fight tooth and nail over half a magical artifact.

But Ren Xiaoyao has turned cultivation into a pay-to-win development game.

Daoist Simu: “That evil creature is incredibly fierce. It even broke my ancestral sword! What are we going to do?”

Seven-year-old Ren Xiaoyao yawned and casually pulled a gleaming Heaven-Rank magic sword from his pocket. “Uncle Simu, you mean this mass-produced hunk of junk?”

Shi Jian: “My Lightning Fist is invincible under heaven! Who dares stand in my way?”

Ren Xiaoyao controlled his main body at the funeral home, turning the mirror. A hundred thousand streaks of Violet Heaven divine lightning lit up the night sky, blasting Shi Jian to bits.

The gods and Buddhas of heaven were stunned. “What kind of mighty being has descended upon the world?”

Ren Xiaoyao took a bite of his candied hawthorn. “Don't look at me. I'm just an ordinary seven-year-old trust-fund kid.”