The Tang Dynasty Diorama: From the Start, I Sacrifice a Pair of Twins

“You tossed an icy watermelon into the box and crushed the First Warrior of the Turks to death.”

“You poured a bottle of mineral water into the box, ending the Tang Dynasty’s drought. Li Shimin now regards you as the Creator!”

Lin Fan, who obtained a Tang Dynasty diorama box, becomes an all-powerful creator of a miniature world.

The Tang Dynasty is suffering the worst famine in its history, and Li Shimin has gone mad with desperation, praying for the gods to send down food.

Li Shimin: “Celestial Venerable, I just conquered Goguryeo. Would it please you if I offered these two peerless foreign princesses, twin sisters, as tribute?”

Changsun Wuji: “Celestial Venerable, my family has plenty of golden-thread nanmu and priceless antiques. Please grant me a box of modern cold medicine!”

Watching the twin princesses transported from the diorama box into the modern world, restored to normal size, stunningly beautiful and obediently calling him Master...

And the adorable little Sizhi, who follows him around every day, calling him “Immortal Big Brother” at every turn.

Then he looks at the several billion in his bank account, earned by reselling Tang Dynasty antiques.

Lin Fan sighs. “Being the Celestial Venerable of the Tang Dynasty really is just so boring and dull.”