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Dude, What Do You Mean by Kissing Me?

不是哥们，你亲我是几个意思？

by Garlic Mango (蒜香芒果)

Status: Completed
Length: 148k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

Xu Qing, the aloof top student, just wants to quietly work through practice problems. But He Zheng, his 185-centimeter school heartthrob of a childhood friend from the athletic training team, has somehow ended up right beside him, as if he were haunting him. They agreed to be lifelong bros, but this jerk keeps getting more and more handsy.

During the day, He Zheng would lean over with a grin and snatch half the tangerine candy from Xu Qing's mouth, shameless as ever. “Didn't get breakfast. Thanks, Lao Xu.”

At night, this giant puppy would find every excuse to crash in his dorm, squeezing into the tiny single bed and brazenly asking, “What's wrong with borrowing your bed for one night?”

Xu Qing finally couldn't take it anymore. When he saw a girl hand He Zheng a love letter, he exploded. “We're grown up now. Can you show some restraint and stay away from me?”

The next second, He Zheng cornered him at the turn in the hallway. His eyes shone with a serious, stubborn light, and his voice was low and earnest. “I don't want to be just your bro.”

The whole class was stunned. “Wait, what? Since when did these two straight-as-an-arrow guys start acting like this?”

He Zheng only curled his lips, completely frank and unruffled. “Who says I'm straight? I'm just different when it comes to you.”

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