The First Emperor Performs the Fengshan Sacrifice, and a Kid Crawls Out of the Nine Tripod Cauldrons

[No Romance + Child Protagonist + Child of Destiny + Heartwarming + Alternate Qin Dynasty + Hilarious Commentary]

A modern PhD with dual degrees in materials science and agronomy woke up as a naked baby who had crawled out of one of the nine ceremonial tripods at Qin Shi Huang’s Mount Tai sacrifice.

At the time, the Guanzhong region had suffered a drought for three years. The remnants of the Six Kingdoms were stirring, and the Qin Empire was on the brink of disaster!

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng burned incense and prayed, begging Heaven to grant his empire a long life.

The baby yawned and waved his little hand. The Si River, dry for three years, surged back to life, and sweet rain poured over the Guanzhong region!

Ying Zheng was overjoyed. “This is a divine child sent by Heaven! I’ll raise him myself!”

From then on, life in the Xianyang Palace took a bizarre turn.

The protagonist was not only a walking “auspicious omen generator,” but also the entire palace’s “mood forecast.”

When he got sick, the sky over Guanzhong turned cloudy. When he ran a fever, a blizzard hit Xianyang. When he was frightened into tears, an earthquake struck within a ten-mile radius!

To ensure good weather and bountiful harvests for the Qin Empire, the court officials and princes began an utterly shameless “baby-spoiling campaign.”

Fusu became an obsessive doting older brother, Huhai pulled silly faces to make him laugh every day, and Li Si and Zhao Gao wrote memorials faster than ever just for the chance to hold the young prince.

Ying Rui grumbled inwardly, “I just want to be a quiet little couch-potato baby!”