A ’70s-Era Cutie Brings a National Treasure, and the Officers Chase Her All Over the Courtyard

[Period setting + family darling + adorable child + panda + satisfying face-slapping]

Three-and-a-half-year-old Lin Xiaozhu is abused by her awful relatives. In a fit of anger, she cuts ties with them, leaves home, and takes along the giant panda she found in the mountains.

To find her soldier father, Xiaozhu rides the panda straight into the mysterious military compound.

Other kids play in the mud, while Xiaozhu rides around on a national treasure every day.

Other families rely on dogs to guard against thieves, but Xiaozhu’s family has a man-eating beast that can smash rocks with one slap!

Her awful relatives try to extort money? The panda sits down on them and flattens them!

Enemy agents try to sneak in? Xiaozhu and her national treasure catch them red-handed!

All the bigwigs in the military district are completely won over by her cuteness, and compete to become Xiaozhu’s father.

A certain cold-faced officer grits his teeth. “All of you, get lost! She’s obviously my own daughter!”