Digging for Gossip in the Palace: Mom Takes Me to See the World

[Historical romance + reborn in the womb + inner thoughts + gossip + everyday life + fleeing while pregnant + satisfying revenge + no saintly heroine]

Su Nian is a longtime fan of My Fair Princess. When she opens her eyes, she finds herself reborn as the ill-fated baby in Xiao Yanzi's womb, the one who was miscarried when Xiao Yanzi slipped while sunning books!

Her foolish mother is about to carry a pile of heavy books and slip on spilled tea. From the womb, Su Nian lets out a shriek like a groundhog:

“Mom! Protect your belly! If you fall, not only will I be gone, but your position as the princess consort will go to that scheming Zhihua!”

She thinks there's nothing she can do but panic, but Xiao Yanzi hears her thoughts and twists in midair, miraculously saving the imperial heir!

From then on, the palace has one fewer miserable, resentful woman and one more Niohuru Xiao Yanzi!

“Mom, the Fifth Prince is hiding in the study just so he'll have an excuse to bring women to Empress Dowager's palace. He's got no sense of responsibility!”

“Mom, Ziwei is a total ingrate. She's urging the Fifth Prince to take a concubine so she can become best friends with Zhihua!”

Hearing these thoughts, Xiao Yanzi sees the truth at last, and her lovesick heart is shattered!

To hell with vows that the mountains will crumble and heaven and earth unite! To hell with sworn sisterhood!

She slaps the scheming Ziwei away, kicks the scumbag Fifth Prince to the ground, then grabs her gold and valuables and makes a clean getaway!

After leaving the palace, Su Nian stares at the handsome men filling the streets, practically drooling:

“Mom! That young swordsman in white has an eight-pack! Hurry and get him for my stepdad!”