Name: Honkai: Star Rail: I'm Really Not Trying to Be the Most Despicable Game Developer!
Author: River Moon, Returning Traveler

Synopsis

(No CP. Shiqiong is the endgame Wang, not a transmigrator. He just has a tiny little memory problem. A fictional history scholar, perfectly normal, right?)

Shiqiong, driven mad with laughter by the Dual-Phase Paradise storyline, couldn’t resist cosplaying at a convention as the endgame Wang, who had traversed every IF route and still failed to find the right way out. After he equally slaughtered every Trailblazer at the convention, he was punished.

He was rammed into Herta Space Station by a little Herta robot vacuum named Pam. After a hundred tries, he still couldn’t set foot on any Path. The System that transmigrators are supposed to get had taken over a year after the main story began to arrive, and even then, it was a game developer System, completely useless in the Honkai: Star Rail universe.

He couldn’t take the plagiarist route. The games provided by the System weren’t anything special in Honkai: Star Rail, but with a huge debt to his name and no income, he was afraid he’d have to sell himself to Peppy as dog food.

He looked at his useless System, then at his useless self, then at the Galaxy Bat Hero who had turned the tide and saved the space station from disaster (don’t ask how the disaster started), and then he thought of that damn Dual-Phase Paradise.

Hey! The train’s name is so useful anyway, so why not use it for myself first?

Trailblaze Chronicles I: Extreme Rescue. Come experience a space extraction shooter! (We’ve nerfed the AI, and we haven’t touched the drop rates.)

Trailblaze Chronicles II: Kindling. Build your own planet and discover the joys of taming cyber mobs.

Trailblaze Chronicles III: Eternal Seven Days. A collaboration game with the Festivity Planet, featuring a guest appearance by megastar Robin.

Trailblaze Chronicles IV: The Museum of the Strange. Join strange beings with golden blood and save a world on the brink of collapse!

I just want the whole galaxy to experience something heartwarming, positive, sunny, and full of anime spirit!

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