My Vital Energy Is Like a Dragon: I Exorcise the Uncanny World with Brute Force

Name: My Vital Energy Is Like a Dragon: I Exorcise the Uncanny World with Brute Force
Author: A Little Practice with the Dog Knife

气血如龙，我在诡异世界物理超度

by A Little Practice with the Dog Knife (小试狗刀)

Status: Completed
Length: 451k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
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Synopsis

A century after the uncanny descended, humanity still trembles in fear, relying on sealing ghosts to stay alive. On the first day after transmigrating, Lin Yang nearly starved to death. After awakening his System, he discovered that ghosts in this world could be exchanged for money to buy meat! And so, horror movies instantly became cooking shows: a red-clad female ghost knocks on his door, and he kicks the security door off its hinges and sends it flying into the wall; while ghost-tamers carefully follow the rules, he simply punches the ghosts out of existence; when the icy goddess of war is about to die as the evil spirit inside her runs wild, he suppresses it with his vital energy, turning her into his personal chef and walking ATM. He settles the bill after clearing Fengmen Village, tears a ghost train apart and becomes its driver, then steps on an evil god and asks, “How many pounds of spare ribs can you get for this?” A villain meticulously plans a blood sacrifice to summon a high-level entity, but Lin Yang shows up right on time and punches it to pieces. “Did the top donor send another rocket?”

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