Honkai: Star Rail: Slacking Off at the Company, I Startle the Amber Lord

I Turned Down the Interastral Peace Corporation from the Start, Yet the Aeon of Preservation Forcefully Blessed Me!

“Lady Jade, what do you think of your personal assistant, Mr. Ross, who spends every workday thinking about how to get paid while using the bathroom?”

“Don’t ask me. All I know is that one casual touch from him multiplied the power of my cornerstone more than tenfold.” This exchange comes from a classified meeting of the Strategic Investment Department.

Ross, who worked himself to death in his previous life, transmigrated into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and found himself standing outside the Interastral Peace Corporation’s interview hall from the start.

Following the principle that “working for a living is out of the question,” Ross tossed his resume in the trash and prepared to run.

But then the [Fate Choice System] activated, and the illusory hammer of Qlipoth, the Aeon of Preservation, appeared right away to forcefully bless him!

To enjoy a peaceful life as a couch potato, Ross bonded with Kizaru’s slacker physique. As long as he slacks off, he can grow infinitely stronger.

And so, the Interastral Peace Corporation gained the most outrageous executive assistant in its history:

He demanded free food, lodging, and slacking off right in front of Jade, one of the Ten Stonehearts, only for the rich lady to pursue him instead; pointed at the Aeon of Elation, Aha, and yelled until they cried, getting an Emanator-level mask for free; casually spun a couple of lies that made Screwllum of the Genius Society consider him a kindred spirit; and, when Herta tested him with her giant hammer, summoned the Snow Lion Armor in response, bringing the entire edifice of the universe’s physics crashing down...

As Ross grew more famous, the great figures of the universe began looking at him differently.

Jade guarded her treasure with her life, Herta obsessively pursued him for research, and even the Aeons repeatedly turned their gazes his way.

At this point, Ross could only spread his hands helplessly: “I really just want a rich lady to keep me as a couch potato. Why do you all think I’m some hidden powerhouse?!”