Honkai: Star Rail: Slacking Off at the Company, I Startle the Amber Lord

I turned down the Interastral Peace Corporation from the start, only to be forcibly blessed by the Aeon of Preservation! “Lady Jade, what do you think of your personal assistant, Mr. Ross, who spends every day at work thinking about taking paid bathroom breaks?” “Don't ask me. I only know that with the slightest touch, he strengthened the power of my Cornerstone tenfold.” This exchange came from a top-secret meeting of the Strategic Investment Department. Ross, who worked himself to death in his previous life, transmigrates to the world of Honkai: Star Rail and finds himself standing at the Interastral Peace Corporation's interview entrance from the start. Living by the principle that “working for a living is out of the question,” Ross decisively throws his resume into the trash and prepares to run. But then the [Fate Choice System] activates, summoning a phantom of Qlipoth's giant hammer from the start and forcing a blessing upon him! To live a peaceful life as a couch potato, Ross binds himself to “Kizaru's slacker physique.” The more he slacks off, the stronger he becomes, with no limit. And so the Interastral Peace Corporation gets the most outrageous executive assistant in its history: He demands free food, lodging, and time to slack off right in front of Jade of the Ten Stonehearts, only for the rich beauty to throw herself at him instead; he points at the Aeon of Elation, Aha, and berates him until he cries, then gets a Lord-level mask for free; a couple of casual fibs are enough to make Screwllum of the Genius Society regard him as a kindred spirit; when Herta tests him with her giant hammer, he summons the Snow Eagle Armor in response, making the foundations of physics across the universe come crashing down... As Ross's fame grows, the universe's big shots start looking at him differently. Jade guards her prize with her life, Herta pursues him relentlessly for research, and even the Aeons keep turning their gazes toward him. At this point, Ross can only spread his hands helplessly. “I really just want a rich woman to keep me so I can be a couch potato. Why do you all think I'm some hidden powerhouse?!”