
Knights Don't Insult, They Crit
骑士不出恶语,只出暴击
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 416k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- European Fantasy
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
Stats
193Chapters
154Reads · 30 days
58.6kReads · all time
115Shelves
6.6Score
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So far, I haven't seen any problems with this promising new book, a high-quality read. Does the author also read Warhammer? The Bronze Throne has appeared! The dual god-chosen ones, Marcus and Kaido... The narrative is very smooth; I didn't notice any lag, it's quite comfortable to read. Again, it's a promising new book, a high-quality read, okay! Today I've found gold in a pile of crap, author!
Not bad 😊. Although the plot is a bit bland, there aren't any major flaws, and the writing is decent. The Tomato score should be above 8.6; The current score is a bit low. It's clear the author referenced Warhammer, and I'm very satisfied that the author didn't suppress the protagonist's fighting power; she keeps getting stronger. Plus, a female lead who starts at 1.9 Meters and continues to grow taller is so rare. Giving it 5 stars as encouragement 😘
1. You must respect safety; always wear a safety helmet and safety belt. Never gamble with your life; never violate operating procedures. 2. You must be proficient in blueprints; know dimensions and elevations by heart. Always ask questions and verify anything unclear; never make assumptions that could lead to disaster. 3. You must treat equipment well; conduct regular inspections and maintenance.
Great, no major problems. It would be better if you could reduce some of the filler text. The descriptions of the items could be more detailed. But, well, given my thunderous writing style, I'll refrain from offering suggestions. 😴😴😴
The protagonist always gave me an Astartes vibe, and then I got to chapter 54, and wow, it really got to Warhammer! 🤦
At first, I was quite disgusted to see the protagonist become a vampire, but the more I watched, the more he resembled a Blood Angel. As a BA player, of course I strongly support him! But actually, BA only has the issues of thirst and dark rage. The thirst is more like a craving for beans, not actual blood-drinking. The dark rage manifests in his off-hand (Where's Mephisto? Help him!).
It's surprisingly good-looking, blending a Warhammer-like world view. It's quite nice and unexpectedly refreshing. Oh, and another reason why this book isn't popular is probably because the cover and title aren't attractive enough. Either use some knight-girl designs to attract attention, or use some cool and imposing knight designs on the cover.
It's pretty good, but the videos are being posted a bit too frequently. Four out of forty photos have already taken away the mystery.
Is the main character male or female?
Wow, to be honest, this book is absolutely amazing! The characters are all so well-developed and believable, the protagonist is incredibly handsome, and the Warhammer elements are totally my cup of tea. I'll tell you in the simplest, most direct way: this book is fantastic! While the early grind for stats is a bit boring, the later battles and combat are incredibly exciting and exhilarating!