I Fix Bugs in Hell

[Cthulhu + Eastern Mythology + Rule-Breaking Tales + Analytical Protagonist + Ruthless]

The sky is falling. This isn't a spiritual qi revival. The Old Gods have descended.

The gods are greedy, seeing humanity as ants. They have transformed the Underworld into an indescribable “Cavern of Ten Thousand Gods.” The Ten Yama Kings have fallen, Black and White Impermanence have become man-eaters, and gods and Buddhas fill the heavens, drooling as they look down upon the mortal realm.

To bring his younger sister back to life, Qin Wu deliberately leapt into the lowest level of the Cavern of Ten Thousand Gods. The moment he landed, a “Corpse God” with eight mouths and pus oozing from its entire body pinned him down and ground him into the dirt.

[Ding! System activated. This isn't a sign-in system, it's a “skill-stealing” system!]

[Divine-grade skill detected: “Touch of Corruption.” Analyzing... Analysis complete! Obtained optimized version: “Divine Judgment: Purification”!]

Other gods use the power of faith to show off. Qin Wu copies their homework and beats them until they cry.

The Corpse God: “How do you know my signature divine art?!”

Holding the [Book of Life and Death: Modified] he stole from Yama, Qin Wu cut off the Corpse God's head with a single slash.

“Because your moves are full of openings.”

Later, at the Twilight of the Gods, Qin Wu sat upon a throne piled high with divine cores, watching the Old Ones flee in every direction. He said calmly:

“Why are you running? I only borrowed a skill. It's not like I'm taking your lives... Oh, and I might borrow a title while I'm at it.”

That year, the Underworld had no gods. Qin Wu alone reigned supreme!