You Were Supposed to Play in the Premier League, So Why Are You Ham-Fisting Your Acting in the Penalty Box?

[System] [Funny and lighthearted] [Passionate] [Scheming] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Unexpected contrast] After transmigrating into the Premier League as its most notorious "diving dog," Chu Nan awakens the Acting Skills on Point System. "Mission: Cover your face, roll around, and squeeze out some tears of humiliation. Reward: SSS-rank game-winning move: a gravity-defying cannon shot!" And so, the Premier League takes a bizarre turn. When fouled, he doesn’t curse. Instead, he recites poetry with such sorrowful anguish that the offender breaks out in goosebumps. After scoring the winner, he refuses to celebrate with his teammates and performs a lonely, one-minute farewell of sorrow beside the corner flag. At the post-match press conference, he even sobs about being psychologically bullied, moving the middle-aged female reporters in the audience to overflowing maternal affection. His opponents completely lose it: "This is the Premier League, for crying out loud! Are you putting on Shakespeare here? The Oscars owe you a statuette!"