Tomb Raiding: Reincarnated as the Black Gold Ancient Saber, What Now?

Original worldbuilding + wild imagination + comedic contrast + heartfelt bonds + spirit-artifact development + protecting the little brother Xuan Mo transmigrates, but instead of becoming the young master of a powerful family, he becomes the Black Gold Ancient Saber carried by Zhang Qiling! As the spirit of a thousand-year-old blade, with the soul of a modern twenty-five-year-old, Xuan Mo has this to say: “Whoever wants to explore this cursed tomb can go ahead. I'm only here to protect my Xiao Ge!” And so, the entire tomb-raiding scene changes beyond recognition. A blood corpse? The Black Gold Ancient Saber turns into a mighty divine weapon. No need to draw blood: one chop and it's pulverized! A trap? He draws a map of the Nine Palaces grid in advance! (Vibration alert.) He thought life would be all about pranking Fatty and Wu Xie, and occasionally serving as a “portable air conditioner” or “temperature-controlled body warmer.” That is, until they listen to thunder in Leicheng, and Xuan Mo risks everything to temper his body with heavenly lightning, hoping to take human form. But then... There's no six-foot-two, cold-blooded hunk. Instead, there's a chubby little baby, naked as the day he was born and adorably fierce! Zhang Qiling watches the baby throw a tantrum and yell, “I'm the Blade Lord, damn it!” His usually impassive face, cold as a century-old iceberg, falls into rare contemplation. Wu Xie and Fatty are beside themselves with laughter: Dumb Zhang has been forced into the role of full-time super dad! Even more outrageous, as their exploration goes deeper, baby Xuan Mo awakens memories of his past life: It turns out that every human in their entire world is livestock kept in a pen! The five-year-old slaps the table. “To hell with being livestock! Come on, I'll teach you how to cultivate!” When the Iron Triangle and the Black Flower team return to the tombs with cultivation techniques, the tomb's zongzi are left in despair. He shatters the void, returns to his adult form, and takes Xiao Ge to wreak havoc in the cultivation world! “I'm not just your blade. I'll also be the god who cuts this absurd fate to pieces!”