Fulfilling Wishes Across the Heavens: A Goofy System and Its Unlucky Host

My name is Long Santu. My great-uncle told me that I was born lacking Earth in the Five Elements, and that a calamity was written in my fate. If I made it through, the road to greatness would open before me; if not, misfortune would follow me everywhere. That’s why my parents named me Santu. I always thought superstition was nonsense, until that day... I am a high-dimensional intelligent System. My supreme creator calls me the Wish-Fulfilling System. I always thought I was a genius among Systems, but I’ve had terrible luck. Not only did I lose my data and damage my core, I also got stuck with a stupid Host. I cross-referenced so many entries before issuing this mission, and he still keeps saying I got it wrong. What is wrong with this guy? In this book, you’ll find: Volume One: Warhammer 2K’s Blood Angels in the world of Sparking Sword; (completed) Volume Two: The Divine Doctor of the Hundred Flowers Valley in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils (The Scroll of Taiwu); (completed) Volume Three: The Cultivation World’s Disciplinary Inspector, the Fengdu Sorcerer Who Hunts Demons and Monsters (Uncle Nine’s universe + A Chinese Ghost Story); (completed) Volume Four: Belial’s Search for His Family: Ace, I’m Your Uncle! (One Piece); (completed) Volume Five: Starting Today, I’m a Heavenly Demon (multiple cultivation worlds); (completed) Volume Six: Lord of the End of All Things, Jergal: What a Beautiful Order of Death. You’ll be the next God of Death! (Baldur’s Gate 3); (completed) Volume Seven: I Am the Final Destination of Humanity’s Death, the Guardian of Souls, the Primordial Force of the Universe. But remember, Cawl, I am not a god; (status uncertain) Volume Eight: It’s Just a Mission from the Great Heavenly Venerable and the Second Heavenly Venerable! (Fengdu urgently expands its civil service)