Great Tang: Little Xizi Taps Her Wooden Fish to Cultivate Immortality

[Historical Fantasy] + [Two-Way Portal] + [Great Tang] + [Adorable Kids] + [Lighthearted Comedy]

“Big brother, Little Xizi’s tummy is hungry...”

When the Great Tang’s Princess Jinming, who was supposed to die young, unexpectedly fell into his grocery store, Lin Xuan casually handed her a packet of spicy strips and set up an “electronic wooden fish” for her.

Who could have imagined that after eating the spicy strips, Little Xizi’s blood and energy would surge, and her chronic illness would disappear? As she frantically tapped the electronic wooden fish, boundless golden light of merit illuminated Chang’an, and she attained the Dao of immortality on the spot!

From then on, Lin Xuan became the supreme Immortal Venerable behind the scenes of the Great Tang.

He sells lighters as “Samadhi True Fire” to the Five Great Clans and Seven Noble Houses, gives the Turks a “space-based carpet bombing” with a drone, and sends retired Emperor Li Yuan a fully automatic mahjong machine. The old man cries, “I’m living the good life again!”

The one who has it worst is Li Shimin. To save up “money for immortal baby formula” for his beloved daughter, Lin Xuan forces him to study Modern Business Management and stay up late every night making spreadsheets with the entire court.

Li Shimin breaks down: “I am an emperor for the ages. Why am I working for an immortal and grinding out KPIs every day?!”